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Joke of the Day (9 October 2021) - An Elderly Couple Are At Maccas​

They order one meal between the two of them and go and sit down.

The guy in the booth next to them notices they've only got one meal and offers to buy them another one.

The elderly man says, "No thank you, we share everything."

The elderly man then cuts the burger in half and gives half to his wife. She starts to eat and the elderly man just sits there.

The guy in the booth looks over again and this time notices the elderly man isn't eating yet. So he asks, "Why aren't you eating as well?

The elderly man replies, "I'm waiting for the dentures."

 

[Lynette Finnigan]

I've heard that one before....and although it supposed to be funny, after 30+years of nursing and cleaning people's dentures, clearing vomit out of mouth and airways, etc.... it sort of just turns my stomach to think of using 'used' dentures