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Joke of the Day (15 October 2021) - Knocking on Heaven's Gate
Three men are outside heaven’s gates waiting to go through into Heaven. The angel at the gate says, “Your mode of transport across the bridge into heaven will depend on the length of your marriage and how faithful you were to your partner.”
Man #1 says, “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times.”
The angel gives him an old model pick-up.
Man #2 says “We were together 11 years and I only cheated once,” and is granted a Mercedes.
Man #3 says, “20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart.” The angel is impressed so he gets a gold edition Lamborghini.
He sets off ahead of the other two men but hours later they catch up to him and find him crying behind the wheel.
Man #1 says, "Why in heavens are you crying? Look at your car!"
Man #3 looks up and says, "I just drove past my wife on a skateboard.”
