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Joke of the Day (14 October 2021) - A Pair of Oranges​

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunk man on his way home from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you." He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby. Father, please come with me. Come and witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery." They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you." Suddenly, the voice stopped counting and said: "What about the two at the gate?

 

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Phone rings. Husband picks it up and listens, then yells, "How the heck should I know? I'm not the weatherman!" and slams the phone down.
Wife asks, "Who was that on the phone?"
Husband replies, "Dunno. Some idiot asking if the coast was clear."