[Ian D]

Joke. Gov't job.​

Two supervisors Frank & Neil were interviewing a guy for a field job in the civil workforce.
Frank said " Ok i think that you have got the job, can you start Monday?"

The guy said " yes that will be fine, but there's something i should tell you first, i haven't got any balls."

With this Frank splutterd a bit & then said " Thats fine, all the othr guys start at 7:00am But you can start at 7:30am."

The guy said " I don't want any favours just because of my handicap."

Frank says " No nothing like that, it's just that all the other guys stand around for half an hour before work
Sccratching thier nuts."

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Bridget Williams]

Mmmmm

 

[Gazman]

That's about the truth of it.

 

[Bill MacL]

Half an hour? more like half a day.

 

[Luckyus]

Must work the council?

 

[Gazman]

Must work the council?

Main roads. One will stand around all day, he's the supervisor. And there just checking in case they were to find something better to do?

 

[Barbara V]

Another recycled joke, funny though

 

[BeautifulMousey]

 

[Luckyus]

Another recycled joke, funny though

They are all recycled?

 

[BeautifulMousey]

They are all recycled?

Can you make up a new one?

 

[Ezzy]

Main roads. One will stand around all day, he's the supervisor. And there just checking in case they were to find something better to do?

Had a ganger like that once. As we worked in an area 3 metres below the foreman doing construction work he would peel an apple, cut it up with a pocket knife & eat it, or something similar.