Joke for today
A gentleman was in hospital after a procedure, and was laying in his bed with an oxygen mask on. When the nurse went in to check his vitals, he said something to the nurse, through his mask. She THOUGHT he said “nurse are my testicles black ? “ the nurse carefully lifted his gown and checked his testicles and replied, ‘ no they look fine” the gentleman said “ no nurse please check are my testicles black?” the nurse lifted his gown again, had another look and replied “ I can assure you they’re fine. The gentleman then removed his oxygen mask from his face, and said ‘nurse listen carefully, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ? “