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Joke competition
A man was stopped by police around 2am and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late". The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" The man replied, " That would be mty wife".
