[Ian D]

Joke Bridge to Tasmainia​

A man found a bottle & yes a Gennie popped out & granted him one wish.
The man thought for a while & then said to the Gennie i live on the mainland of Australia but work in Tasmainia, i am sick of the boats & planes, i would like you to build a bridge to Tasmainia so that i could just drive there everyday.
The Gennie said do you know how hard that would be? The depth of the pilons & how strong the bridge would have to be & then there the factor of the roaring fortys. No that would be two hard, anything else you would like, anything just ask.
The man says to the Gennie "I would like to know how women think"
The Gennie thought for a minute & sighed then asked "How many lanes would you like on that Bridge"

 

[Richard12]

A spell check would have been advisable.

 

[Nevertiki]

A spell check would have been advisable.

On the other hand a Microsoft US spellchecker could make it even more unintelligible.

 

[hdhensel]

I suppose that he is from Canadia

 

[Hemiman265]

i knew a Gennie from Tasmainia in his fortys with pilons.
Spelling is becoming a lost art...

 

[WADuck]

Loved the comments, one has to wonder why it was not spell checked. I guess the author thought it was OK.

 

[PattiB]

A spell check would have been advisable.

Does it really matter? We could all work it out, surely!

 

[Luckyus]

Yet another variation? As for the comments about his spelling, I thought he has the same problem I do, A Dyslexic Keyboard?

 

[Ian D]

I just hope that you got the punchline
Not everyone is a computer nerd or an english teacher.
You lucky i post here

 

[Ebby]

I just hope that you got the punchline
Not everyone is a computer nerd or an english teacher.
You lucky i post here

Their problem don't take it to heart

 

[Jennie]

Yet another variation? As for the comments about his spelling, I thought he has the same problem I do, A Dyslexic Keyboard?

Sometimes predictive tèxt changes your words to make the sentence unintelligible.