John Wayne And His Horse
Paddy and murphy were watching a John Wayne movie:
Paddy said to Murphy: “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said: “Ok Paddy. So there they are, watching the film and John Wayne falls off the horse and the horse goes over the cliff.
Paddy turns round to Murphy: “I told you what would happen.”
Murphy said: “You're right Paddy, there you go €5.
Paddy thinks and at the end of the film, says: “I feel pretty bad here Murphy.”
“Why that Paddy?”
“Because I've seen this film before.”
Murphy says: “So have I, but I didn't expect him to make the same mistake twice.”