[Luckyus]

Job Inquiry​

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged And dirty, came to apply.
He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot,
three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vat.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary.

The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said.
"It's a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job,

I'll tell who the father is!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged And dirty, came to apply.
He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot,
three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels." He said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. "Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in a steel vat.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary.

The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said.
"It's a blonde, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job,

I'll tell who the father is!"

HAHAHAHAHA! This made my jaw drop to the floor.