[Luckyus]

Jewish Divorce​

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan."

All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.

My vagina is now the size of a 50-pence piece

When it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."

Her mother says,

"You're married to a multimillionaire businessman,

You live in an 8 bedroom mansion

You drive a £150,000 Ferrari,

You get £2,000 a week allowance,

You take 6 vacations a year and

You want to throw all that away...

Over 45 pence?"


NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!!