''Jennifer Anniston's Doppelganger''
Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife
"you know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston."
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "really?"
I said "yes sweetheart, she's 9 stone and you're 18."
I truly appreciated everything the paramedics did last night.
I'm in Ward 15, and I'd like some visitors.