It's the Thought That Counts!
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was mad. She told him,
''Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift
in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds.
and it better be there.''
The next morning she saw a big gift wrapped in a box in
the driveway. She rushed out, opened it and found a
brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday!!!!