[Observer]

It's eating my popcorn​

 

[Gazman]

Another oldie, but a goodie!

 

[SirExton]

When the Lord God Created the Earth and Adam, Adam was walking through the jungle and walked into a clearing, where the sun was shining down on Adam. He was stood there naked, with his arms raised outstreched as the suns rays warmed his body. Adam called out to God and said "what is this Lord, it is amazing and feels great on my body?" The Lord God replied and said "that is the sun Adam, it gives warmth and life to the world, it makes the forest grow, that you live in!" Adam is stood there soaking up the suns rays, when an Elephant walks into the other side of the clearing. The elephant lets out the loudest squeal from his trunk, falls to the floor on his back, and is rolling around, trunk and legs flailing in all directions, trunking all the more louder and laughing. The Elephant finally composes himself and stands up, pointing his trunk at Adam and say's "how the hell do you feed yourself with that??" Adam looks up at the elephant and sheepishly says "yes I know and I cannot pick peanuts up with it ether!"

 

[gordon1940]

In the Garden of Eden lay Adam…caressing the loins of his Madam…his face wreathed in mirth…for there was only 2 Balls in the World…and He hadem,