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It's A Miracle!

A man is driving down a highway, and he hits and kills a rabbit.
He gets out of the car and walks over to the rabbit.
He picks it up and starts crying, thinking he’s a horrible person.
Someone else driving down the highway stops and walks over to him, and asks, “What happened?”
The man replies, “I hit this rabbit with my car and now it’s dead!”
The other person gets a thoughtful look on their face and goes back to their car.
They rummage around in the trunk, and eventually walk
back over to the man holding a spray bottle.
They spray the rabbit with the bottle, and it comes back to life.
It starts hopping away, turning back every few hops to wave at the two people.
The man, astounded, turns to the other person and asks,
“What was in that bottle?”
The other person replies, “It’s hare spray.”
 

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