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Italian Cruise Ships​

With apologies to all those of Italian origins and to those who contemplate a cruise in the Med!

How do they serve drinks on Italian cruise ships? On the rocks.

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? Leeks.

What's the fastest way to get off on an Italian cruise ship? Follow the captain.

When the captain of the ill-fated Costa Concordia was asked if he really knew where he was going he replied, "Off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia? Nothing,

the bottom's dropped out of both.