[Ian D]

Irishmen​

Kevin & Paddy were measuring how high a pole is & everytime they pushed the tape measure up the pole & it got near the top the tape measure woul kink & fall back down, everytime they tried, the same thing.

An Aussie was walking by & asked Kevin & Paddy what they were doing & they obliged & told him & that every time, the tape measure would kink & fall back down.

The Aussie said "why don't you unbolt the pole & lay it on the ground & then measure it?"

To this they replied " you stupid Aussie we want to know how high it is NOT how long it is."

Go Qld

 

[Bob Patterson]

Thats me

 

[UNIT1000]

ME TO was in z=nz back in the 80 hollidays it tumika with my radio freend and celebrating lokel school 150 years.beaning farm country thay had sheath throming over 15 high rail as with a pitch fork got the sheath on the fork fased the rai[ to as you load the truck no sucess bean carting hay for years my turn got sheath on fork went over to the rail turned my back and thrue the sheath over the rail i got a nice hand clap

 

[UNIT1000]

sorry about the spelling im 80 plus

 

[mylittletibbies]

sorry about the spelling im 80 plus

No worries, we're not the spelling police.

 

[Dennis]

Hi members I am glad to be back on line, I have my new computer up and running so I can resume my DAILY JOKES. boy have I missed my daily SDC News sheets and members contributions.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock WHO'S/

 

[Wandiwa]

Hi members I am glad to be back on line, I have my new computer up and running so I can resume my DAILY JOKES. boy have I missed my daily SDC News sheets and members contributions.

Welcome back, let me help you get warmed up ....
What kinda music do fishermen enjoy ?
Anything catchy.

 

[Dennis]

Hi members, I have my new computer running so now can get my daily jokes going again, sure missed my daily and afternoon sheets and members contributions.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne, wayne, go away, come again another day.

 

[Dennis]

Hi members I am glad to be back on line, I have my new computer up and running so I can resume my DAILY JOKES. boy have I missed my daily SDC News sheets and members contributions. Sorry about the previous mistakes, new computer a bit different to the old one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Knock- Knock. Who's there. Wayne. Wayne Who? Wayne, wayne, go away, come back another day.

 

[MIZMAC]

Have missed your contributions, Welcome back

 

[Reet]

sorry about the spelling im 80 plus

Don't worry about your spelling. We get the joke, that's what counts!

 

[Reet]

Hi members, I have my new computer running so now can get my daily jokes going again, sure missed my daily and afternoon sheets and members contributions.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne, wayne, go away, come again another day.

Welcome back Dennis. We have missed you!

 

[Ebby]

sorry about the spelling im 80 plus

No worries! we take you as you are no-ones perfect

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Mrs Robyn]

Glad you are back, Dennis

 

[Ezzy]

Hi members, I have my new computer running so now can get my daily jokes going again, sure missed my daily and afternoon sheets and members contributions.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Who's there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne, wayne, go away, come again another day.

Your jokes help to make my day more interesting (when accompanied by the other cartoons or jokes).

We are currently getting a bit of Wayne here in Perth, W.A.

 

[Littleboy8]

Your jokes help to make my day more interesting (when accompanied by the other cartoons or jokes).

We are currently getting a bit of Wayne here in Perth, W.A.