[Babybird]

Irishman and a priest​

An Irishman from Amrriada entered the confessional and told the priest, “I almost had sex with another woman.”
Priest: “What do you mean almost?” “Well, we took off our clothes and rubbed together, but I stopped,” Ireland said.
“To spend it is to do it,” said the priest. You will never see that woman again. You say five Marys for penitence and put $50 in the poor box.”
Learland left the confessor to pray and went to the poor box.
After a while he started to leave.
The observant priest ran up to him and said, “I saw it. You didn’t put money in the poor box!”
The Irishman replied, “Yeah, but I spent $50 on my box, apparently you did!”