International Spillage!!
At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped and shattered the plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.
Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when the quick-witted Diplomat announced:
"Gentlemen ! You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-
The fall of Turkey
The breakup of China
The spillage of Greece
and the frustration of Hungary !