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Insurance Claim Form Snippets
These are some daft things which have been written on Insurance claim forms:
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
"I had one eye on a parked car, another on approaching trucks, and another on the woman behind".
"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way".
"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car".
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him."
"I saw a slow-moving, sad faced old gentleman, as he bounced off the roof of my car"
"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again."
You just have to smile...
