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Luckyus

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Inheritance

Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.

After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife
was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed
with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, called out other men's names!

Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men.
Finally, he decided to confront her.

"Diane," he said, "the only reason you married me was because
my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died."

"Don't be ridiculous," she replied, "I don't care who gave you the money!"
 
It's not as far from the truth as you may think. This happened at a factory I worked at in Arncliffe, Sydney.

About 40 years ago, there was a Filipino mail order bride whose much older hubby died over the weekend. Her workmates gathered around first thing on the Monday morning and offered their condolences. Her reply? "Me OK! Me marry again, he die and me get his money too!"

Her name was appropriately Berna. Every time someone walked near her, they chanted "Burn her....she's a witch!" She resigned soon after.

Opportunist gold digging bitch!
 
It's not as far from the truth as you may think. This happened at a factory I worked at in Arncliffe, Sydney.

About 40 years ago, there was a Filipino mail order bride whose much older hubby died over the weekend. Her workmates gathered around first thing on the Monday morning and offered their condolences. Her reply? "Me OK! Me marry again, he die and me get his money too!"

Her name was appropriately Berna. Every time someone walked near her, they chanted "Burn her....she's a witch!" She resigned soon after.

Opportunist gold digging bitch!
Sounds like the first word of English , she mastered was HALF?
 
I always wondered why you see so many younger Philipino women with an unmistakeable smile on their dials walking around with a "Stupid" Aussie bloke twit. Ha Ha Ha.

I havn't 'Been There", but it could be, "?????????". I for one will never know.
 
It's not as far from the truth as you may think. This happened at a factory I worked at in Arncliffe, Sydney.

About 40 years ago, there was a Filipino mail order bride whose much older hubby died over the weekend. Her workmates gathered around first thing on the Monday morning and offered their condolences. Her reply? "Me OK! Me marry again, he die and me get his money too!"

Her name was appropriately Berna. Every time someone walked near her, they chanted "Burn her....she's a witch!" She resigned soon after.

Opportunist gold digging bitch!
Died of natural causes or poisoned?
 

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