[SirExton]

In the army​

When I was a young recruit in the army, I lost my 303 rifle. I told my Sargent Major "hay sarg, I have lost my 303 rifle!" he replied "that will cost you two thousand pounds son!" I replied "how much would it cost if I lost an armed personnel carrier?" he replied "three million pounds!" I then said "how much if I lose a chieftain tank?" he said "seven million pounds!" I then said "no wonder captains go down with their ships!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

BAHAHAHAHA! This is brilliant.