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In- Bread​

A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget...
Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: “Who is Elizabeth?”
WIFE : “Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.”
HUSBAND: “But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw us!”
WIFE: “What! Where are you?”
Husband: “Near the neighbourhood bakery.”
WIFE: “Wait, I’m coming right now!”
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE: “I’m at the bakery, where are you?”
HUSBAND: “I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!”