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IN A MUSIC BAR​

IN A MUSIC BAR (Another Oldie)

A guy goes into a bar and sits down. The place is empty, but he asks for a beer.
While waiting he hears a piano start playing. He looks around, but doesn’t see it anywhere.

When the bartender brings his beer, he asks, "Where is the piano player?"
The bartender shakes his head in disgust and points down to the other end of the bar.
On top of the bar is a little man about a foot tall, seated at a piano, banging out a tune!

“Holy cow, where’d you get him?” he asks the bartender.
“Well, when I bought this place a while back, I was cleaning up under the bar and found an old beat-up oil lamp.
While I was cleaning it, a big puff of green smoke came out and a giant goofy genie appeared and asked me to make a wish …and poof, there it was.”

“Wow!” says the guy, “can I try?”
“Sure,” says the bartender and pulls out the lamp.
The guy gives it a rub and poof, out pops a big dufus genie.
“Your wish is my command.” says the genie.

The guy looks around, thinks for a second and says, “I want a million bucks!”
Poof! The bar is instantly filled with ducks, they’re everywhere, running and quacking.
The guy looks at the genie and says, “You idiot, I didn’t ask for a million ducks!”

He turns to the bartender, who shrugs and says, “You think I wanted a 10-inch pianist?”