[SirExton]

In a Lift two women and an old man​

Two gorgeous woman and an old man are traveling in a lift together.
One pulls out a perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some onto her neck and says to the other woman, "Romance by Ralph Lauren $ 280-00 an ounce!
The other woman pulls out her perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some on her neck and says, "Channel No 5 $350-00 and ounce!
The lift stops and the old man gets out of the lift, after doing a huge fart and says "Broccoli $2-50 a bunch!!

 

[Big M]

In a Lift two women and an old man​

Two gorgeous woman and an old man are traveling in a lift together.
One pulls out a perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some onto her neck and says to the other woman, "Romance by Ralph Lauren $ 280-00 an ounce!
The other woman pulls out her perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some on her neck and says, "Channel No 5 $350-00 and ounce!
The lift stops and the old man gets out of the lift, after doing a huge fart and says "Broccoli $2-50 a bunch!!

Yuk!

 

[Pink lion]

I was in a lift with a HUGE bloke who let one rip and it kept on going. luckily the door opened at my floor, I stepped out while saying over my shoulder, "No kidding with a sound like that mate, just add a bit of lead guitar and Saxaphone solo, and you could be a star. the lift door closed, I never heard a reply.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

In a Lift two women and an old man​

Two gorgeous woman and an old man are traveling in a lift together.
One pulls out a perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some onto her neck and says to the other woman, "Romance by Ralph Lauren $ 280-00 an ounce!
The other woman pulls out her perfume bottle from her bag and sprays some on her neck and says, "Channel No 5 $350-00 and ounce!
The lift stops and the old man gets out of the lift, after doing a huge fart and says "Broccoli $2-50 a bunch!!

Lol, now which smells better gorgeous girls I bet its the fart! Hahaha

 

[Tygie]

It's not the broccoli - try any of cabbage; brussell sprouts; baked beans or bunya nuts! Now thats FART POWER!!!

 

[Senior72]

Love it

 

[Luckyus]

I was in a lift with a HUGE bloke who let one rip and it kept on going. luckily the door opened at my floor, I stepped out while saying over my shoulder, "No kidding with a sound like that mate, just add a bit of lead guitar and Saxaphone solo, and you could be a star. the lift door closed, I never heard a reply.

I like letting a silent but deadly one go and then blame the first paerson that gets off the lift , the floor before yours, espicially if it's an attractive..

 

[Ryszard Frysztak]

I made this one up. Without prejudice.
There's this trans sexual male that goes into a ladies change room to go to the toilet. He notices a sign above a button showing A.T.M. Out of curiosity he presses it, and immediately gives out a terrifying scream followed by wailing cry. A lady supervisor runs in to see a trans gender withering on the floor in pain. He says the last thing I remember was when I pressed that ATR button. The lady supervisor replies, "serves you right, that was the AUTOMATIC TAMPOON REMOVER".
KARMA at its best.

 

[SirExton]

It's not the broccoli - try any of cabbage; brussell sprouts; baked beans or bunya nuts! Now thats FART POWER!!!

Hi Tygie
Sounds like you have a discerning gut? Mine does not discriminate against anything I put in my mouth. It all breaks down to a Gassing ars!

 

[Luckyus]

I made this one up. Without prejudice.
There's this trans sexual male that goes into a ladies change room to go to the toilet. He notices a sign above a button showing A.T.M. Out of curiosity he presses it, and immediately gives out a terrifying scream followed by wailing cry. A lady supervisor runs in to see a trans gender withering on the floor in pain. He says the last thing I remember was when I pressed that ATR button. The lady supervisor replies, "serves you right, that was the AUTOMATIC TAMPOON REMOVER".
KARMA at its best.

Different spin on an old joke