[Skipton]

I'm Never Going Back​

He came home from school, threw his schoolcase on the floor and said "mum,
that's it, I'm never going to school ever again!"
"Why is that dear" from mum.
"The kids are horrible. They throw chalk at me, steal my lunch money,
write nasty things about me on my locker, push me around
between classes and are just horrible to me" he cried.
"There there dear, you'll feel better after a glass of milk and a bikky" consoled mum.
"I'm not going back, ever" he cried.
"But you have to go back tomorrow, dear" said mum.
" Bbbuut why mummy?"
"Because you're the school principal, sweetie" explained mum.
Oh dear.

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Brody]

Fairly predictable but humorous
Never the less.

 

[Dennis]

Mummies baby.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Did you hear about the dog running ten miles to retrieve a stick? It was too far-fetched.

 

[Barbara V]

Nah !!!!!!!!

 

[Luckyus]

Jokes about the same age as the Pyramids?.

 

[Littleboy8]

Jokes about the same age as the Pyramids?.

 

[Catherines]

My brother in law was a teacher, then a principal & recently a relief teacher in primary school. He says you won’t believe the behaviour or kids in the very junior grades & has now given up relief teaching because of that behaviour, tantrums, foul language & throwing things at other children and even the teacher.

Parents need to step up & teach their young ones manners and control of their temper from day one. High school is far, far too late - we are seeing the behaviour of 10-year olds on our streets now because of the lack of parental control from day one.