[Placid]

I'll see how long this one lasts....​

A guy had a particularly bad (sad?) accident in which he lost his male appendage. He heard of a doctor who specialized in transplanting this type of appendage.

He made the appointment, went along and asked to see what the doctor was prepared to attach. The doctor opened a drawer and invited him to select from the display. The guy asked if he could perhaps see something a bit larger. The doctor opened another drawer and asked him what he thought. The guy says they’re OK, but asked if he could see something a bit larger again. He was becoming quite excited that such an array was available and asked if the doctor could show him the largest ones available. The doctor said OK and opened the last drawer and the guy just stared in amazement. “WOW,” he exclaimed, “Would you have these in white?”

 

[Vinylted]

Holding your breath Placid? But being pre woke and non-PC i think it's hilarious..