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One morning a blind rabbit was hopping down the bunny trail when he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the rabbit. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming.

By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
Well, I really don't know," said the rabbit.
"I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

So the snake felt the rabbit all over, and he said,
"Well, you're soft and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose.
You must be a rabbit!"
Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"

The snake replied that he didn't know, and the rabbit agreed to examine him.
When he was finished, the snake said,
"Well, what kind of an animal am I?"
So the rabbit replied,
"You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven'tgot any balls.
You must be a lawyer.