Ice Fishing!
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time.
All of a sudden, he hears a voice.
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area,
cuts a hole, and tosses his line in.
Again, he hears the booming voice:
“There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks,
“Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”