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I Want To Live Forever!
A man is walking along a beach when he
comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
"I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
"OK, then, I want to die after a Labor government
balances the budget and eliminates the debt."
"You crafty bastard," said the genie.
