''I Know Nuffink!''
The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper, knowing he’d hear nothing and could never testify.
He discovers that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!”
The lawyer signs, “Where's the money?”
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about"
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says,
"Ask him again or I’ll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin’s house.”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies,
"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."