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I Can't Do That, Officer (A Variation)
A police officer pulls over this bloke who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the blokes window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine." Sighs the officer. "I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac." Says the man. "If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a Souths Supporter,
so you can't. "Take the piss."
