[Da Freddo]

I believe in Fairies​

A man walks into a bar and sits at the bar, the bartender asks him "What is your poison"?
I'll have a pint of Pale Ale, and tell Me do you serve beer in a small liquor glass?
Yes We do says Barman.
Good says the man I'll have one of each.
Beers arrive and the man drinks half of his pint then opens the side of his jacket and talks to the inside pocket
saying "You ready" then pours the small beer glass into the pocket.
This happens 3 times, intrigued by this the Barman asks him "What's the story with the small glass," to which the man replies
"Do you believe in Fairies" "No says the barman" To which the man pulls a 10-inch tall man out of his pocket and puts him on the bar,
then he reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a miniature grand piano, which the 10 inchman plays.
In disbelief, the barman says where did you get him from? Well I was walking through the forest when I heard faint cries for help and upon parting the bushes I found a Fairy caught in a rabbit trap, "Please help Me said the fairy and I will grant you 1 wish"
Well says the man I think the fairy was a bit hard of hearing because I ended up with a "10 INCH PIANIST

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[Wandiwa]

10 inches, why would any guy ask to have 2 inches taken off ????????

 

[Da Freddo]

10 inches, why would any guy ask to have 2 inches taken off ????????

That reply is to the bloke{ of a joke }who had 2 inches removed and ended up with a 7-inch stump..

 

[Littleboy8]