[mjm9]

How to write good​

How to write good ..
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
4. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Writers should never generalize.
Seven. Be consistent!
8. Don't go on and on and on and on. Don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Where do you find baby soldiers? In the infantry.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Where do you find baby soldiers? In the infantry.

The grandpas are alive and kicking this afternoon!

 

[CliffE]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Where do you find baby soldiers? In the infantry.

Or, what do you call baby trees? Infantrees

 

[Mrtnst]

I plead guilty on all ten counts.

 

[Ivory]

I now know who marked some of my uni assignments!