[Skipton]

How to Wash a Toilet​

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

[Littleboy8]

How to Wash a Toilet​

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Good one meowwoof woof

 

[Macarj]

Very funny loved it

 

[Dennis]

Catastrophic.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock. Who's there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter but, I didn't send it,

 

[Mrtnst]

How to Wash a Toilet​

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Then buy yourself a bomb disposal suit. You're going to need it the next time you try to pick up the cat.

 

[Littleboy8]

Then buy yourself a bomb disposal suit. You're going to need it the next time you try to pick up the cat.

exactly meow

 

[Olliesmum]

Agree with the bomb disposal unit. Our prince gets Bravecto every three months and he doesn’t forget so this time it’ll be the vet on a home visit…

 

[Littleboy8]

Agree with the bomb disposal unit. Our prince gets Bravecto every three months and he doesn’t forget so this time it’ll be the vet on a home visit…

Ever tried cutting a cats claws it’s like your trying to murder them.it’s definately a vet job.

 

[Oaklegs]

How to Wash a Toilet​

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Sorry but this is simply not at all funny and you should be ashamed for sending it as it will upset many cat owners in the community. I am surprised that the usually responsible admins allowed it to be published.

 

[Oaklegs]

Sorry but this is simply not at all funny and you should be ashamed for sending it as it will upset many cat owners in the community. I am surprised that the usually responsible admins allowed it to be published.

 

[Littleboy8]

Sorry but this is simply not at all funny and you should be ashamed for sending it as it will upset many cat owners in the community. I am surprised that the usually responsible admins allowed it to be published.

Get a grip you obviously don’t own a sense of humour. I’ve got a cat and had numerous over the years and I find it hilarious.seems like your the only one upset don’t come on this page unless you bring your funny side with you. Like I say go read the obituaries.

 

[Reet]

How to Wash a Toilet​

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Naughty Dog.

 

[DLHM]

Sorry but this is simply not at all funny and you should be ashamed for sending it as it will upset many cat owners in the community. I am surprised that the usually responsible admins allowed it to be published.

It’s not meant to be serious. The punch line is that the rules were written by “The Dog”. I love my dear old cat, and I find the joke funny. Thank you for sharing @Skipton.

 

[Ezzy]

Skipton you are devious.

l think this is a good idea but as l don't own a cat, would need to borrow one of those from next door who use my garden as a toilet.

 

[DLHM]

Skipton you are devious.

l think this is a good idea but as l don't own a cat, would need to borrow one of those from next door who use my garden as a toilet.

I think that’s fair @Ezzy.

 

[Noraya]

Have to admit I didnt laugh... until I saw it was "written by the dog"