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'How could you possibly guess my age?'

Three elderly women sat together on a park bench when they noticed an elderly man passing by. One of the women called out to him, 'Excuse me, but we think we can guess your age.'

Intrigued, the man paused and asked, 'How could you possibly guess my age?'

One of the ladies replied, 'Well, you'd have to drop your pants and underwear.'

Feeling a bit embarrassed but curious nonetheless, the man unzipped his pants and let them fall along with his boxers. 'Now, turn around,' another woman instructed, and he complied, completing a full 360-degree rotation. 'Next, jump up and down three times,' she added. He followed their instructions.

To his astonishment, all three women exclaimed in unison, 'You're 87!'

Perplexed, he asked, 'How on earth did you figure that out?'

'It's quite simple,' one of the women explained with a smile. 'We attended your birthday party yesterday.'
 

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