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Hot Drop!

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the intercom;
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax.... OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in coach yelled,
'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'
 
Hot Drop!

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude,
the captain made an announcement over the intercom;
'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.
Now sit back and relax.... OH, MY GOD!'
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.
While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!'
A passenger in coach yelled,
'That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!'
Lol, did the passenger shit in his pants! Hahaha.
 

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