[Luckyus]

Hospital Wing​

A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:
The Allergists could barely breathe for the shock.
The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves be made.
The Psychiatrists thought the whole thing was deluded.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it being a bad idea; The whole thing gave them a stomach ache.
The Neurologists thought the administration had a big brain idea.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted but rectifiable.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body." while hiding behind a patient.
The Pediatricians said, "Grow up!", then held their breath until blue.
The Plastic Surgeons said this was a stretch.
The Podiatrists were afraid it was the wrong step.
The Urologists felt they were pissing away money.
The Anesthesiologists thought it was a pipe dream.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no...
And the Surgeons weren't even allowed to cut in!

 

[bjakes]

What a ripper,too many "professionals" making too many decisions about what is needed in this country to survive and prosper as a united community

 

[mOiOz]

 

[mOiOz]

Endocrinologists remarked that the whole idea put them in a bad mood.

Geneticists insisted it was not family-oriented and they would have to research any future defects or disorders.

Gynaecologists said they did not want to ovary act and suggested a review in 9 months.

Haematologist said the whole thing was a bloody rip-off and would never give it an A or B rating.

Oncologists said, “Regarding this matter, our latest research suggests we remove the big ‘C’ and replace it with the big ‘F’.

Otolaryngologists, blurted out, with their noses in the air, “It makes no sense!” ​

Proctologists insisted they would be making an @SS of themselves as the idea was a pile of crap.

Rheumatologists insisted it would be a pain in the neck, especially for the elderly.​

 

[Veggiepatch]

The whole medical team agreed to consult someone from outside their field.

The constipated mathematician said he could work it out with a pencil....

 

[mOiOz]

The Orthopaedic Surgeons retorted, “With skeleton staff and a bone-dry account of benefactors, taking a crack at it is not an option!"

 

[Veggiepatch]

Endocrinologists remarked that the whole idea put them in a bad mood.

Geneticists insisted it was not family-oriented and they would have to research any future defects or disorders.

Gynaecologists said they did not want to ovary act and suggested a review in 9 months.

Haematologist said the whole thing was a bloody rip-off and would never give it an A or B rating.

Oncologists said, “Regarding this matter, our latest research suggests we remove the big ‘C’ and replace it with the big ‘F’.

Otolaryngologists, blurted out, with their noses in the air, “It makes no sense!” ​

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Proctologists insisted they would be making an @SS of themselves as the idea was a pile of crap.​

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Rheumatologists insisted it would be a pain in the neck, especially for the elderly.​

The gynaecologist and the proctologist would look into the problem further, but from opposite sides....

 

[Dynamo]

Very clever!

 

[BlackWolf]

Loved the last line most

 

[magpie1]

And the Optometrists said that they all lacked vision for the Hospitals future needs.

 

[Miss Chris]

Very good…clever…