Horsing around
I'm in A&E

Today has not been a very good day.
This morning I decided to return to horseback riding to re-live childhood memories. It was a stellar thought.... I got on the horse and started out everything was fine, like riding a bike..., but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were in a dead run. At this point, something spooked the horse and he made a sudden jerk and rared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of tescos came out and unplugged the machine! But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my 20ps so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile. If you actually read what I wrote, copy and paste for someone else to smile about and and to thank God for what health we have!..LAUGH OF THE DAY