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"Mick, I saw a man last night on the road who was obviously trying to catch a ride....
"He only had one eye, no arms and only one leg "
"So what did you do Paddy......."?????
"Well Mick, you always have to be cautious about picking up hitchhikers,
but I pulled up alongside him ..."
Hi, you look pretty armless, hop in "....