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Holy Water!
Paddy was going through the security check at Dublin Airport
when the security officer asked him to identify the liquid in
the bottle he found in his suitcase. Paddy say's,
"Why sir, that just a bottle of holy water I got from Lourdes."
The officer opened the bottle and took a smell. He said,
" Well Paddy, that liquid sure smells like Whisky to me."
Paddy says, "Well bejayuss and begorra, what do you know,
another miracle."
