Holy Land
A man and his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them they could ship her home for $5,000 or they could bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and said he’d rather have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked “why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home
when it would be wonderful to have her buried here and spend only $150?”
The man replied, “a man died here 2,000 years ago, he was buried here, 3 days later, he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.