[Skipton]

Holy Holiday!​

Two priests decided to take a vacation in Hawaii.
Wanting to truly relax, they agreed: no collars, no black suits - nothing that would give away they were clergy.
As soon as their plane landed, they hit a local shop and bought the wildest tourist outfits imaginable - loud shirts, bright shorts, sandals, sunglasses — the whole package.
The next morning, they hit the beach dressed like full-on tourists. Sitting in their chairs, sipping drinks, soaking up the sun, - life was perfect.
That's when a stunning blonde in a tiny bikini strolled past, smiled sweetly, and said,
"Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father."
She nodded at each of them and walked off like it was the most normal thing in the world.
The priests were floored. How on earth did she know?
Determined not to be recognized, they returned to the shop and bought even louder outfits - the kind you can hear before you see!
Dressed head to toe in over-the-top beachwear, they returned to the sand, confident they'd finally blended in.
But wouldn't you know it - the same blonde appeared, now in an even tinier bikini. She walked right up, smiled, and again said,
"Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father." One of the priests couldn't take it anymore.
"Excuse me, young lady," he said, "we are priests... but how in the world did you know?" She laughed and said,
"Oh come on, Father! It's me - Sister Angela!"