Holidays
Paddy says to Mick, " I"m ready for a holiday,
but this year I"m going to do it a bit different.
3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.
2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."
Mick asks: "'So, What are you going to do different this year?"
Paddy replies, "I'll take her with me !"