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Hit The Deck!
"Hi Mom, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you
were with your father at the Ace Hardware"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested,
and they've let me make one phone call"
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth, why did you do that?"
"Well, it wasn't my fault.
Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."
