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HILLBILLIES IN NEW YORK

HILLBILLIES IN NEW YORK

Two hillbillies went to New York City for the first time.
They decided to go to a fancy restaurant.

During their meal, a woman at an adjoining table began to choke on her food.
One of the hillbilies jumped into action.
He grabbed the woman, lifted her skirt and licked her butt.
Shocked by a tongue on her behind, the food became dislodged.
His friend was amazed. He asked where he learned such an unusual procedure.

The hillbilly said, "Read about the 'Hind-Lick Manoeuver' in the newspaper."
 

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