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Hiking Money!
I went into my 12 year old sons bedroom yesterday
and saw he had a 42 inch plasma TV...
so when he got home from school I questioned him...
"Where did you get the TV, did you steal it?"
"No, I didn't steal it, I bought it."
"Where did you get the money, you dealing drugs?"
"Of course not, I saved up my hiking money."
"What is hiking money?"
"Well whenever your out, uncle Bob comes round,
gives me a twenty and says 'take a hike'..."
