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Hiding in the Bushes
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees
a woman in the dark shadows.
'Thirty euros,' she whispers.
Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but
decides what the hell, it's only thirty euros.
So they hid in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden
a light flashes on them.
It is the police.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the cop.
'I'm making love to me wife,' Paddy answers sounding
annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,'* says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I,
til ya shined that bloody light in her face!'
