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Hell
Where the devil dwells . . .
Nicholas and Abe found themselves delivered together to Hell. One was Christian and the other Jewish.
A little confused at their present situation, they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
She was 3'4", dirty, and was covered in thick black hair. Flies circled her and you could smell her even over the Brimstone.
The voice of the Devil was heard, "Nicholas, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!"
Nicholas groaned as he was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This understandably shook up Abe and so he jumped when a second door opened. And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of... Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Abe jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.
Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying, "CINDY, you have sinned...."
