[Skipton]

Head And Shoulders!​

Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him:
''Did you find the shampoo?''
Paddy says: ''Yes, but it's for dry hair
and I just wet mine!!!''

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Head And Shoulders!​

Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him:
''Did you find the shampoo?''
Paddy says: ''Yes, but it's for dry hair
and I just wet mine!!!''

Easy mistake

 

[Anthony Evans]

Fella goes in an Italian barbers and says I want my hair cutting like Tom Jones ten minutes later he's as bald as an egg.
What's this he asks Tom Jones doesn't have his hair cut like this.
The barber replied he would if he came into ruddy shop.

 

[Vet543]

Fella goes in an Italian barbers and says I want my hair cutting like Tom Jones ten minutes later he's as bald as an egg.
What's this he asks Tom Jones doesn't have his hair cut like this.
The barber replied he would if he came into ruddy shop.

This is a ruddy good one... (laughing)

 

[Defiant540]

Fella goes in an Italian barbers and says I want my hair cutting like Tom Jones ten minutes later he's as bald as an egg.
What's this he asks Tom Jones doesn't have his hair cut like this.
The barber replied he would if he came into ruddy shop.

??????

 

[Wandiwa]

What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?​

Trombones.