DannyKaye

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Nov 3, 2023
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He should have listened

A bookie had had a winning day at Randwick.

A man with a speech impediment came along and said I just had mmmyyy 5ttt.

The bookie said Nickoff I didn't offer 5 to 1 on any race.

The other man persisted and continued, my 5ttt.

The bookie got annoyed and since he had a great day says to the man, here take this $50 and nick off.

He takes the $50 and goes away and his mates say how did you get on.

He he is qqqqiiite ggggenours he gggave mmme $50.

Anand aaal IIi was tttryin tto sssay III bbacked mmmy 555 tton ttruck iin tto hhis mermercedes.
 

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